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Fill your dashboard with mind exploding cuteness.
BEWARE!

greathaircut:

if i was a criminal i would do all my crimes on a scooter so the police would only see one footprint every few meters and theyd look for a one-legged man with powerful jumping muscles instead of me

(via pizza)

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overdose-on-the-oreos:

Took my first fart of 2014. In with the new, out with the old

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askmikeytheawsometurtle:

madamepapercut:

punmiser:

turbracer:

jackfrost-flakes:









this gets better by the post

overdose-on-the-oreos:

It just hit me!
Gurls have extended butt cracks

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overdose-on-the-oreos:

My name is Mohamed Khalid Said ALi Warsame Farah but you can call me Jack

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overdose-on-the-oreos:

You guys i think my activity just died

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RIP

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